Sis #2 said to sis #1, "It's Christmas! Let's take the Sheridan out and drink."

Sis #3 interrupted, "Oh, I have a vodka upstairs in my room."

Sis #1 and #2 stared at one another, "Oh my God, your sister is a drunkard."

"She keeps a bottle of vodka in her room."

"Yeah, probably she needs a fix every nite."

Together again, they exclaimed, "Your sister is a drunkard!"

Looking dumbfounded, sis #3 went "wtf..."

:D

Merry Christmas!